Random Ramblings

Treadmills are so staggeringly boring that I project that you will a) give up the habit of risking the elements; and then b) give up on the astonishingly boring treadmill. They are SO boring I can't even think of a good analogy for how boring they are. Also, because it's a treadmill, there's no consequence for stopping early if you get so bored your legs won't allow you to continue, whereas with actual walking, if you get bored a half-mile from home, well, you HAVE to walk that last half-mile. Or else call Andy, I suppose, if you have a mobile phone. I am not being very helpful. Sorry. My best advice if you want to use a treadmill is to get yourself a good portable MP3 player or, like, VR glasses, or some LSD or something, because treadmills are BORING!